Sean: Michelle, you are a saint (I made copies for him...It's kind of my job)
Michelle: Yes, I know. I'm heading to the Vatican next week.
Sean: Oh, yeah to be cauterized.
Michelle: (stares blankly at him) Wait, I think you mean "Canonized."
Sean: Oh, what's cauterized.
Michelle: I think that's like when you burn a wound shut.
Sean: Well it's almost the same thing.
Me: Yeah, Sean, It's got a C and an A and a zed.